yoursitesux.lolThe rules, in one page.
This is the front door to the Brain Club Site X-ray. You paste an address, a real browser on our side opens the page, and five plain questions get a mark from 0 to 10:
- Can people find me?
- Will an assistant recommend me?
- Does a visitor become a customer?
- Can I be trusted?
- Is it pleasant to use?
The quick verdict uses measured checks. The signed-in full report adds an optional AI pass over screenshots against a written design rubric; that visual judgment is an opinion, not a lab measurement.
One ruler
Everyone is measured with the same ruler, as what the site is: a shop is not graded as a newspaper. When the ruler changes, old measurements step off the wall until they are measured again. Every screenshot is the real capture, never a mockup.
The line at 7
Average of the measured goals at 7.0 or above gets does not sux. Below that, sux. Fewer than three measured goals gets we could not tell and the missing ones are named, because a dash is never a zero. Under the word we point at the single weakest goal: that is the thing to fix first. Nothing else is ranked or invented.
Opt-in, always
A site appears anywhere on this site only when the person who submitted it ticked show it on the wall of fame. Leave the box unticked and the card stays out of every public listing.
The wall and the floor
The wall holds opted-in sites at 7 or above, best first, by category. Ranks 1 to 3 stand on the podium. A category with fewer than eight measured sites gets no ranking, because a gold medal over three sites is not a medal. The floor protects a rank, never a fact: a site that reads ten on every goal goes on the ten-out-of-ten shelf at once.
Every country's tops
Every site on the wall belongs to a market: its country, or "global" when it serves no one country in particular. Pick a market and the podium, the grid and the way up are that market's; a site's place there is its position among its market's rows on the one wall, best first. Nothing is re-measured per country. Your browser's language may suggest a market; the pills are always one tap away.
On the way up
Below the wall sit the opted-in sites under 7, best first, each with the one goal to fix and how far it is from the wall. That section has no ranks and no visit button. Fix the first thing, judge again, and the card moves up.
Visitors sent
Every "Visit" button on the wall is a real link that goes through brainclub.com and is counted. "N visitors sent" on a card is that count, nothing estimated.
The badge
A site that does not sux may put the badge on its own pages. The badge is drawn by brainclub.com from the current measurement and links back to the site's card here.
The line
Real browsers take real seconds, so requests wait in a line and you always see your place. Five a day per address. Nothing here is for sale, and nothing pretends to be.
Who is behind it
SIA "Brain Club", registration number 50203729831, Friča Brīvzemnieka iela 7, Liepāja, LV-3401, Latvia. We make the Site X-ray and host this page on our own platform. The joke is the word. The person behind the site is never the joke. Questions, ideas, a bone to pick: Brain Club.
Privacy
When you submit a site, we process its public address, the review result and a screenshot so we can return your verdict. The review line limits submissions by network address. Choosing the wall publishes the site address, screenshot and score. Leave the wall box unticked to keep the card out of public listings. For access or removal requests, email brainclub.com. The operator's full privacy notice explains your rights and contact routes.
Cookies
This page currently sets no cookies or browser storage. Both typefaces are served from this site itself, so no third party receives your browser request for them. The review form calls Brain Club's API. See the operator's cookie notice for its own pages.
Terms
Reviews describe what the X-ray could observe at the time. They can change when a site changes or a check cannot run. The wall includes only opted-in submissions, and its ranking needs at least eight measured sites in a category. The free line is limited to five submissions per network address each day. Nothing on this site is for sale. See the operator's terms for Brain Club services.